so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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