you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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