Pants 0. Shit 1.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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