You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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