At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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