how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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