this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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