carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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