I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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