no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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