Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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