She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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