alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Can I color on your dick again?
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
i think i just lost a toe
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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