Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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