Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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