oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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