your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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