its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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