we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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