That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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