Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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