I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
