i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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