Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My vagina just recognized that song.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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