if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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