If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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