Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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