I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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