So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
