and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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