The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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