How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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