STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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