Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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