look no pants
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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