Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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