Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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