Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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