thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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