the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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