Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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