If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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