no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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