so that wasnt chicken after all
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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