It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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