What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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