If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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