i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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