Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'm always down for nudity.
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