You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
They took my balls.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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