they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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