Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I need to align my fucking chakras
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
ok first of all what the fuck
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