He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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