why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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