he shaved USA in his pubs
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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