hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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